Chapter One Ghost Hunting and Pretending System

　　Anritsu Township. 　　A spiritual house. 　　Unending paper money was burned, and cigarette smoke filled the air. 　　Chu Hao wearing a monk's robe, bare head, mouth reading, old God at ease. 　　Chu Hao read, suddenly stomach "grumble" "grumble" a burst of constipation, immediately can not help it, got up and asked where the toilet, run out. 　　Squatting in the pit, lit a cigarette. 　　"Really comfortable." Chu Hao couldn't help but say after passing stool. 　　Suddenly! In the closed toilet, a cold and ghostly voice opened its mouth, "Hello." 　　The appearance of this cold and unsettling voice scared Chu Hao, the cigarette in his hand fell in the pit, and his back was hairy. 　　Looking around, there was no one here? 　　Although I don't really believe that there are ghosts in the world, I am quite afraid in my heart, and my feet are shivering. 　　"Do you ...... you have extra paper?" 　　Chu Hao breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be the other side of the toilet, the male and female toilets are separated by a wall, the pit in the countryside is like this. 　　Chu Hao: "Girl, can you talk so suddenly, scare me." 　　The voice on the opposite side, with an apology, said, "Sorry, can you ...... give me a little? Just now came in a hurry, did not bring paper." 　　Chu Hao recalled the girl's voice, feeling quite good, and said, "There is, I'll give it to you." 　　"Thanks." 　　Look, still a polite girl. 　　Chu Hao pulled out the wrapper and suddenly! A cold and serious voice appeared in his mind. 　　"Ghost catching and pretending system opened, host 'Chu Hao', atheist, his life is plain and uneventful, pretending is not successful but being pretended, is the best candidate for ghost catching and pretending system." 　　"Ghost Catching and Pretending System starts loading ......" 　　The cold, unruly voice startled him again, his hand shook, the paper fell inside the pit, and he stared wide-eyed. 　　"Crap!!!" 　　Chu Hao watched the wrapping paper fall into the pit, he couldn't help but curse, this is good, he just drew out a piece of it only, it all fell in. 　　"What's wrong." 　　The girl on the other end, was also startled by Chu Hao. 　　Chu Hao was embarrassed, "The paper ...... paper fell into the pit." 　　"Ah! Then what to do ah?" 　　The voice on the opposite side was full of anxiety, she came in a hurry without paper, and even her cell phone was not with her, or she could call someone to send it. 　　Chu Hao was puzzled by the voice in his head, but still answered, "I still have two, but it's not enough! Why don't I use them first and get them for you when I go out." 　　"No, I'll use it first." 　　The girl was anxious, she didn't want people to see this embarrassing side of her. 　　Chu Hao was immediately unhappy, the paper is my old man's, how can I let you use it first! 　　If you're a pretty girl, then it's okay, but in case you're a fat woman with a thick bladder and waist, wouldn't that be a big loss? 　　Chu Hao felt that the other person's character is not good, the person looks also can not see where, faintly said: "One hundred dollars a piece." 　　The opposite side of the silence, said, "OK, you give me." 　　Chu Hao heart a joy, then threw over a piece of paper, the girl across the street immediately screamed, "This ...... is paper? You play me?" 　　A thin piece of paper, this if used to wipe the butt, but not stabbed? 　　Chu Hao coughed dryly, and said somewhat sheepishly, "Have you never used wrapping paper? A piece of paper divided into two stacks, one to you, I also use another one." 　　"You ...... you ...... asshole." 　　It could be seen how angry the girl on the opposite side was, almost on the verge of storming out. 　　Chu Hao ignored her, wiped and walked away, and didn't believe that the other party would sell a piece of paper for a hundred dollars. 　　Returning to the spiritual hall, he was a bit strange about the voice in his head just now, could it be because he was too tired and hallucinating? 　　But he didn't think too much, and took a step into the spirit hall. 　　"Ding ...... ghost catching and loading system loaded, host 'Chu Hao', obtaining a level 1 novice gift pack." 　　"Ding...... gained character attributes." 　　In Chu Hao's mind, the character attributes immediately appeared, as clear as a three-dimensional image, is this the legendary virtual technology? 　　Host: Chu Hao. 　　Apprentice Ghost Catcher: 1 level (9 levels up to reach Apprentice Ghost Catcher) 　　Experience Value: 0000/1000 　　Pretense Value: 0 　　Mana value: 0 　　System Tip: In three minutes, Li Meiqing's ghost will appear, targeting the soul claiming loved ones, please prepare the host in advance. 　　Chu Hao stared wide-eyed, he was in a bit of a trance, feeling unreal, followed by incomparable excitement and ecstasy. 　　The golden finger system often seen in novels? 　　I also have such a day ah! 　　A ghost catching and pretending system? 　　Nima. 　　There really are ghosts? 　　Chu Hao froze at the moment, the direction of the pit, ran to a gasping girl, she is about eighteen years old, looks watery, a pair of like a clear water, very loveable. 　　Although she wore mourning clothes, but can see, mourning clothes under the body highlighted, Ana more beautiful, people reverie. 　　The girl also saw Chu Hao, and was stunned, saying, "Chu Hao?" 　　"Mu Yu Xun!" 　　Chu Hao saw the girl and instantly felt the heavens darken, heck it wouldn't be such a coincidence, right? 　　Mu Yu Xun, the high school goddess level school flower, the people chasing her could line a highway, and most importantly, Chu Hao and her were still in the same class. 　　However, it was such a coincidence. 　　Mu Yu Lavender was shocked and furious, pointing at Chu Hao's nose and cursing, "Bastard, the person who was in the toilet just now was you?" 　　Mu Yu Lavender was really mad, just now that one thin piece of paper, almost didn't let her collapse, her buttocks were too big, so she was careful with it, never felt so embarrassed, now she came back, but also had to bring the paper back to continue wiping. 　　She hall a goddess level school flower, this kind of embarrassing things, actually and this asshole involved, maybe Chu Hao will go to the school demonic words. 　　Chu Hao was shocked, and hurriedly said with his Buddha hand, "Scholar, you've recognized the wrong person, poor monk lonely." 　　Mu Yu Lavender wearing mourning clothes, angrily said, "Loneliness your sister, turned into ashes this miss all know you, actually cheating to come to aunt and grandma's home." 　　Speaking of which, there is a sinful relationship, Mu Yu Lavender was cheated by Chu Hao in school for fifty dollars. 　　This point of money does not matter, the most hateful is, Chu Hao told her peach blossom luck, in the school fork in the road to meet a good day, was looking forward to a long time, the results of that day heavy rain, a sedan extremely fast, splashing the rain on the ground, so she was wet. 　　Chu Hao this guy, turned into ash she knows. 　　Chu Hao bitter, met this school flower, really trouble. 　　The argument between the two attracted people inside the spiritual hall, a middle-aged man came and asked, "Yu Lavender, what's going on?" 　　Mu Yu Lavender pointed at Chu Hao and said, "Eldest uncle, he's my high school classmate, he's not a monk, this man is a fortune teller." 　　How could Chu Hao let her expose it! Hurriedly, he said, "Scholar, you might have recognized the wrong person, the poor monk doesn't know the Chu Hao you're talking about." 　　The middle-aged man sized up Chu Hao, the young monk was about eighteen years old, with a big bald head and monk's robe, clean and simple, not like a liar. 　　"Yu Kaoru, are you recognizing the wrong person." 　　Hearing that the eldest uncle did not believe in himself, Mu Yu Lavender became even more angry, her double breasts rose and fell, she walked in big steps, a hand afraid on Chu Hao's bald head. 　　Mu Yu Lavender smiled brightly, "I heard someone say that you usually like to disguise yourself to dress up, and this bald head of yours is fake." 　　Then, with a forceful tug, a face skin was removed, and Chu Hao's hair was exposed. 　　Chu Hao cursed, those sons of bitches, they actually betrayed themselves. 　　"Eh?" 　　The middle-aged man looked over, his face showing anger. 　　A death in the family was not a very good mood, and now there were actually crooks, practicing deception to the spiritual hall, which was a great shame. 　　The middle-aged man snapped, saying, "Drive out." 　　Two men stepped forward, glaring viciously at Chu Hao, as if they wanted to swallow him alive, if they were usual, they would have beaten this liar severely. 　　Chu Hao was anxious, and couldn't care less, saying, "Wait ...... I came here for a reason, your mother-in-law is about to come, you can't drive me away." 　　Chu Hao's words made the crowd present, look at him like a psychopath. 　　All of the people present were the old woman's relatives, and when they heard what Chu Hao was saying, each one of them opened their eyes angrily, their faces unsightly. 　　"Throw it out." 　　The two men clamped Chu Hao and threw him towards the outside of the spirit hall. 　　He fell on his head and ate a mouthful of mud. 　　"Don't let me see you again, or I'll break your legs." The two young men, still vicious, turned around and left. 　　Chu Hao stood up, a face of bad luck, spit out the mud in his mouth and said, "Pah pah pah ...... Today is really unlucky, how did I run into Mu Yu Kaoru this dead girl." 　　It seems that the two hundred dollars for the puja has gone down the drain, which is his meal money for the next week ah? Thinking about it, his heart aches to death. 　　With a face of bad luck, he was planning to leave. 　　Suddenly, behind Chu Hao, a cloudy wind came, and he shuddered, as if he had been thrown into a refrigerator in an instant. 　　Turning around to look, there was nothing in the courtyard, it was dark and silent. 　　"Yin wind attacked, could it be that what the system said was true, Li Meiqing has come?" 　　Chu Hao thought of the system's hint that Li Meiqing came to claim his soul in a minute, he was a little scared. 　　"I have a loaded system, scared of hair?" 　　Suddenly, a scream came from inside the spirit hall. 　　"Ah!" 　　What kind of scream was that? 　　Hundreds of decibels were emitted from his throat, capable of shattering glass and causing his eardrums to sting. 　　The door of the spiritual hall closed with a bang, and when something so bizarre happened, Chu Hao was so frightened that his face turned pale. 　　"System tip: Li Meiqing has arrived, first target Mu Yu Lavender." 　　Chu Hao was still in a daze when he heard the system's voice, bringing him back to his senses. 　　Not only did his mind think of Mu Yu Lavender's appearance, although the two of them didn't have much interaction, a school goddess and a poor loser who even had problems eating, but after all these years of being in the same classroom, he couldn't just see death and save him. 　　Chu Hao gave himself a slap, angrily said, "You system in hand, the world I have, afraid of chicken hair ah!!!" 　　"Open the newbie gift pack." Chu Hao said inside his consciousness. 　　"Ding ...... obtain a bottle of Open Heavenly Eye Bull Tears." 　　"Ding...... obtains a primary Maoshan Taoist robe." 　　"Ding...... obtains a novice peach wood sword." 　　"Ding...... obtains five pieces of Red Dragon." 　　In Chu Hao's mind, the sound of system prompts constantly appeared, causing his body to be shaken.