Chapter 2 Let me read your fortune.

  It is said that people are not in vain.   Everyone has experienced that period of time more or less, just some people show it, and some people hide it in the bottom of their hearts. That is, the difference between explicit and implicit flirtation.   Song Shuhang was a bit of a teenager, and that period came and went even faster.   So by the time he reached the second year of junior high school, when the boys around him were still stuck in their martial arts dreams, superman dreams, and immortal dreams, waving their Dragonfall Palms and Superman Transformations all day long. Shuhang, however, had long since lost all hope in these.   The laws of physics in this world were so precise that it was impossible for a human to leap as high as a three-story building in a single bound; to strike a golden dragon with a clap of both palms; and to fly with his underwear on the outside!   However, he still loved fairy novels, Superman movies and the like, perhaps it was because deep down in his heart he still hoped that one day Superman, aliens, immortals and the like would appear in front of him, right?   Obviously knowing that it was impossible, but somehow looking forward to it, this was the unique talent of human beings, right?   Song Shuhang smiled and closed the group chat window, however, he didn't exit the group.   He felt that the people in the Nine Continents No. 1 group were very interesting, and the group's chats that made people feel shy just by looking at them were unexpectedly interesting when viewed from an onlooker's perspective - so before the group owner kicked people out, he was prepared to dive in and look at all sorts of interesting chats to pass the time when he was bored.   On the computer screen, the movie continued, which seemed to be a horror movie. All sorts of frightening plots were layered without breaks, this movie was the pinnacle of talented horror movie directors, it was said that many uncle-level characters had been scared to tears, and there were many who said that they were too scared to go to the toilet alone.   Unfortunately, Song Shuhang still didn't feel anything scary, and after pulling back the progress bar to watch it for a while, he yawned again, slowly changing from a sitting position to a lying position, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier ......   If that genius director knew that his movie only had this much effect, he would cry, right?   In a daze, Song Shuhang had a beautiful dream.   It was an extremely refreshing dream, a beautiful dream. There were immortals, supermen, and all kinds of fairyland.   Eternal life at large, moving mountains and seas, fighting with the sword on earth, this was the dream of how many people throughout the ages? Just with the growth of age, the reality of broken dreams, people can only dream hidden in the bottom of the heart, no longer think much.   Dreams are dreams after all ......   ......   The next day, May 21, Tuesday, 1:00 am.   In the chat group, the group master, Yellow Mountain True Lord, finally came online.   As soon as he came up, Beihe Scattered Man ventured out and asked, "True Monarch, who is the one called 'Book Mountain Pressure' that you added yesterday? Where is he practicing?"   "The person you added yesterday? Didn't you guys communicate with her? That's the daughter of an old friend of my father who was born in this era, seems to have good qualifications, at a young age she's already at the peak of the third grade Houtian, and is about to step into the fourth grade Innate, it's quite something." The Yellow Mountain True Lord laughed and returned.   Only born in this era, that age is estimated to be less than forty? To already be at the peak of the Third Grade Houtian at this age was indeed a genius. Beihe Sanshou secretly nodded his head, but the dao name the other party had taken was still very strange ah, 'Book Mountain Pressure' didn't feel like a dao name no matter how you looked at it.   Beihe Sangren was still thinking about it, but Huangshan Zhenjun suddenly said: ''Huh? My old friend's daughter's dao name is not called 'Book Mountain Pressure' ah. That said, this Book Mountain Pressure is gross stuff?"   "......" Yellow Mountain True Lord was embarrassed.   It's not a gross thing, it's the unknown human you added yesterday, True Lord.   He tentatively asked, "True Lord, you wouldn't have added the wrong person, right?"   "Wait for this honored one to take a look."   A few moments later.   True Monarch Huangshan sent a string of cold sweat emoticons in the group, "It's really added the wrong person. The number was only one digit short of the center, and my humble self lost 8 as 9. I didn't think that my father would make such a big mistake."   Beihe Sanren laughed, "I told you so, even if one were to integrate into modern society again, no one would have their Dao number as 'Book Mountain Pressure' ah."   Yellow Mountain True Lord continued to send a string of cold sweat emoticons.   He then hurriedly operated and re-drew his best friend's daughter into the group.   The group message prompted: 'Spirit Butterfly Island Yu Rouzi' has joined the Nine Continents No. 1 Group.   This name is what fits the picture of the Nine Continents No. 1 Group, a strong immortal flavor comes to the surface. That Book Mountain Stressful name was definitely something strange mixed in.   As soon as the newcomer joins, Mad Knife Three Waves immediately takes the lead: "Yo, the new Taoist friend is a fairy na, light up a picture, report three circumference! If you're pretty, do you want to go out?"   Mad Dagger Three Waves had been diving for a long time - although he was a goldfish, his memory was longer than three seconds. He had already been reminded of this yesterday, so in order to avoid having to senior to a great senior, today he carefully dived to observe the situation.   Hearing that Yellow Mountain True Lord said that the new fairy was the daughter of a close friend, and that her cultivation was a Third Grade Houtian, Berserkers Three Waves was relieved. It wasn't a 'senior' level character, so he could flirt to his heart's content and get over it.   There were very few newcomers in this group, so he was holding back pretty hard.   As soon as San Lang opened his mouth, the Yellow Mountain True Lord's face instantly darkened.   "...... "Spirit Butterfly Island Yu Rouzi entered a string of colons, then slyly sent out another sentence, "Since it's not early, so Old Husband's daughter has already meditated and practiced on time. Her number is temporarily Lao Fu is hanging up, waiting for Huangshan Taoist friends to add the group. Cough ...... I've long heard that the Three Waves Taoist friend in the Nine Continents group is suave and can speak well, so it's better to see than to hear a hundred times. Three waves friend of the Taoist, old man appreciate you, some other day to invite you to drink."   Mad Sword Three Waves was so embarrassed, flirting with the sister but met the sister's father, there is no more shameful thing under the sky than this. He wanted to find a hole in the ground.   Luckily, this senior seems to have an easy-going personality, and brought this matter to a close with a soft sentence.   Then, this senior greeted the people online in the group and asked everyone to take care of his daughter in the future. Then, he dived and hung up.   Seeing the senior leave, Mad Dagger Three Waves sighed in relief and cheerfully said, "Fortunately, it looks like this senior is not someone who can't take a joke. Maybe when the time comes, I'll have the chance to talk to Miss Yu Rouzi herself."   "...... "Yellow Mountain True Lord.   "...... "Northern River Scatterer.   It was rare for the Pill Master to venture out again. He was a man who treasured words like gold, and generally rarely ventured to speak, but this time, it was rare for him to type four words, "Seek your own fortune."   "?" San Lang was puzzled.   But the word-shy Apothecary obviously wouldn't explain more.   "Look at the newcomer's Dao number prefix." Beihe Scatterer explained, "If you don't make a mistake, you won't die, why is it that Brother Sanlang will never understand this reasoning?   "Prefix? Spirit Butterfly Island?" Berserk Sword Third Wave didn't seem to have reacted yet.   "Yes, Spirit Butterfly Island! Plus it's a senior, didn't you think of anyone?" Beihe Scatterer prompted.   After a long while, Berserk Sword Three Waves came to a realization and brushed a string of 'kneeling' emojis in the group, "It's that needle-pointing Spirit Butterfly Venerable One?"   Spirit Butterfly Venerable is a powerful senior, he is good at everything, upright and chivalrous ...... is like to calculate all kinds of trivial matters with people, and has reached the peak on the road of calculating. Others are catty, he is already needle needle!   The corners of Beihe Diaspora's mouth twitched, "I didn't remind you of that!"   Yellow Mountain True Monarch sighed, he just couldn't look at it anymore, "San Lang, my old friend is just hanging out, but he hasn't gotten offline yet."   That means the ...... chat logs might be seen.   No, it was definitely going to be seen!   Yellow Mountain True Lord really couldn't watch San Lang continue to die, how to say that he was also a junior in his own group.   "Holy shit, finished bird." It was as if Berserk Blade Sanlang could see the scene in the near future where Spirit Butterfly Immortal Sovereign paid a visit to his door and then abused him in all kinds of ways. His eyes moistened again, it seemed like he had messed with an even more troublesome elder this time?   San Lang instantly screamed miserably, "True Lord, please help me plead for mercy!"   Yellow Mountain True Lord gave a cold back emoji.   The group no longer paid attention to San Lang's defeated dog-like barking and calmly changed the topic.   Beihe Scatterer asked the group master, "True Lord, what's going to be done about that 'mountain of books under pressure'?"   Su's Archie said, "Should we kick it out? After all, it's just an ordinary person, it's not very good to take part in the chat between us."   "Cough, since it was mistakenly added by this honored one, it's considered a kind of fate. Let this honored one calculate his fortune and see how to deal with it." Yellow Mountain True Lord replied - mainly because he had suddenly added the other party to the group, and now that he said he would be kicked, wouldn't he lose face?   So at least tell a fortune for show, as an excuse to kick the person out again.   This way to show his high level of compulsion.   Secondly, not long ago, he suddenly interested in the trigram counting science, learned for a month, is itching very much. No matter what to do before, all like to count a fortune.   Said he to the side of a "Tang Poetry and Song Lyrics" to start trigrams, reach out and flip, running the secret art of fortune telling. The power of the underworld will pull out a verse, forming a trigram.   This time the trigrams went very smoothly, Huangshan Zhenjun since the study of trigrams to, the first time the trigrams so feel!   He looked at the result of the trigram image with a happy face.   Then ......   Yellow Mountain True Monarch face sank like water.   Yellow Mountain True Monarch face turned stinky.   And look at that trigram image: in the sky wish to be a bird with two wings, in the earth wish to be a branch with two branches.   I remember that this poem was written by a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty, which is very classic, and then it was often quoted to describe love?   At that moment, Yellow Mountain True Lord felt like his entire being was bad.   Birds with wings, you sister, Lian Li Zhi, you sister! Still wishing to be a Lian Li Zhi, my father might as well hang himself from the southeast branch to go ah!   Can't it be that he, the Yellow Mountain True Monarch, is going to perform a love story with the male 'Book Mountain Pressure'? This couldn't help but remind him of the Long Yang Jun during the Warring States period of China - instantly feeling as if he had swallowed a cockroach, doubly disgusting.   "This must be that this honored trigram cultivation is not enough, after all, it has only been learned for a month ...... so this honored one should calculate another trigram! Yes, that must be it!" The Yellow Mountain True Lord once again operated the secret method of trigrams, and the power of the underworld once again flipped through the Tang Poems and Song Lyrics.   Another verse was drawn out.   This time, the Trigram Art Secret Technique was running super smoothly, and True Lord Huang Shan felt good about himself, he definitely hit it!   He looked at the trigram image.   Then ......   True Lord's face went white.   The trigram image, "If two loves last forever, is it not in the morning and the evening!"   Twilight your great master!   "This True Lord really doesn't believe in evil!" Huang Shan Zhen Jun once again started his trigram.   This time, the feeling was even better, Huang Shan Zhen Jun felt that his own gua image cultivation was at its peak at this moment!   This time, it will be a sure hit!   He looked down at the trigram image, "When I look back, that person is there, beyond the lights."   "......"   "Deep breath, deep breath." Huangshan True Lord calmly closed the Tang and Song poems and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle melancholically - what a melancholy feeling!   Then, the True Lord calmly tore the hardcover Tang Poetry and Song Poetry in his hand, nodding his head vigorously while tearing it, "This honored one really doesn't have any talent in the art of trigrams, and he was not born to be a trigram master's material. Therefore, all the trigram images that this honored one has calculated must be wrong!"   He threw the torn up Tang poems and Song poems to the side, and in his heart, he even secretly vowed to never calculate trigrams with his hands again!   The fragments of the hardcover poems were thrown aside, and the True Lord typed in the group, "That book mountain is under a lot of pressure ...... keep it first. My father just counted a fortune and found that he and my father have a destiny, and will add him to the group not by chance, but by necessity! What will happen after that will depend on his own destiny."   True Lord used all sorts of words in terms of trigrams to stall, as for the results of the trigrams, beating him to death would never reveal half a word!   Damn it, even if there was a fate, it would definitely be a sinful one!   "Then keep it, anyway, I guess he himself will withdraw from the group soon. Speaking of which, what's the result of True Lord's trigrams?" Beihe Sanren had heard that True Lord was learning the art of trigrams, so he was curious about what this senior had calculated.   "...... "Huangshan True Monarch: "Naaah, you guys keep chatting, I have an emergency to get off beforehand."   After saying that, he quickly went offline, leaving behind a bewildered Beihe Scattered Man.