Chapter 019 - Facing the wall

  Today's Yang Wanli is somewhat unpleasant.   A wrinkled face gloomy can drip water, Baiyun Guan that many immortal land, immortal field just turned over, the seed is not yet all sown, but also to watch the farmers fertilization watering, things more than busy busy, and he had to go to walk more than ten miles to go to the precepts of the Department of a trip to his several disciples who are in the face of the wall to send food.   Things are many not to mention first, the key is ...... shame na! This way in order to avoid acquaintances, he tried to take a shortcut, mountain road, wild road to go, so down, invariably more than a dozen miles, wasting a lot of time, so he is even more unpleasant.   The Autumn Water Gate Preceptor Division was actually a place with beautiful scenery. Surrounded by mountains on three sides, the seasons alternate outside the mountains, and inside the mountains it is spring all year round. Above the mountains, snow melts and flows down, in the east of the low-lying area to form a pond, because it looks like the black fish in the Tai Chi pattern, also known as the black fish pond, and then eat evil real people to build the Division of discipline is in accordance with the topography of the black fish pond, in the black fish pond on the west side of the construction of a "White Fish Garden" is the later Division of discipline, White Fish Garden resembles the world of landscapes, but it is covered with spiritual trees and wonderful gardens, which is a beautiful place. But it is full of wood and stones and exotic herbs, after sunrise every day, the black fish pool of fog with the mountain wind, like a fairyland.   But in the white fish garden of the fish eye, there is a small place, because the mountains blocked, all year round irradiation can not sunlight, cold abnormal, stone door down you can only look at the mossy stone wall daze, the discipline where called face stone. Disciples in the door made a mistake, often will be sent here, no matter how long or short, the precepts of the Department of Justice do not care about the meal, the need for the door of the teacher and brother to personally send the meal.   "Tell me about you guys ...... hey ......"   After many detours, Yang Wanli finally still arrived at the face of the stone, just called the precepts division to open the door of the little disciple who watched the door, Yang Wanli only felt the old face, almost turned his head back in a fit of pique.   "You do not know to find inconspicuous places to fight? That kid from the One Flat Zhu Family almost swallowed his breath! His old man ran to my door to wail and scream noisy also noisy!"   He pointed at Li Changgeng and then pointed at Li Ran.   "And you, said how many times, don't use a stone to stone people, a smash a hole, the old man defense can't help you identify, angry me, you guys ......"   See Zhang Antai he is even more angry, put all his strength in Zhang Antai head knocked a said:   "They beat people to come in, it is not a loss, I also even if, how do you also come in?"   "I, I ...... smashed the door of the Xuanwu Pavilion."   Zhang An Tai was a little embarrassed.   "Aren't you usually very composed? Did you hit evil that day?!"   Yang Wanli almost lost his breath at the words.   "It's not my fault, I went to find them to reason with them, but the disciple who was watching the door preferred not to let me in, I even reported your name, and he even scolded you."   "Scolded me for what?"   "Scolded you for having smelly feet, bad breath, and not bathing."   At this Yang Wanli's old face chilled and scolded, "Is it still a man if it doesn't stink? Like him Zhu Bai Lian, dressing up like a pussy every day?"   "Hahaha ...... is, big men still draw eyebrows."   "Once I also saw him rubbed powder."   "Really?"   "Really, hahaha ......"   Hearing the words of the three brothers and sisters together hehe giggled.   "What is this? When he was your age, I've even seen him wearing a skirt."   Yang WanLi face is not think, he smoked, pulled out his smoking gun, found a place to do down.   At once the four brothers who heard this gathered around, with the appearance of little urchins sitting and waiting for a gentleman to tell a story.   "Want to hear?"   "Uh-huh uh-huh!"   The three nodded their heads like little chickens pecking at rice.   Not long after the face of the wall under the stone wear out a burst of exclamations and bursts of laughter, Yang Wanli's voice of the yin and yang said and very wonderful, and occasionally to add oil and vinegar to a little yellow paragraph, even outside the door of the precepts of the Department of disciplines are gathered around the door to listen to, and from time to time to laugh to cover their stomachs.   When Li Yunsheng carried a large food box and saw a group of people gathered under this outer gloomy face stone, he was full of surprise.   "Senior brother, master, what are you talking about?"   Seeing Li Yunsheng, Yang Wanli immediately put down his cigarette stick and changed his face to a very dignified one and said:   "Is the meal ready?"   "Uh-huh!"   Li Yunsheng nodded and brought the large food box to the moss covered table in the center.   "I steamed a tail of fish fished up from the Qiyue Lake, and where did you get the wild game from the mountains, Master, that white feathered chicken boiled in soup, and the chicken meat diced and stir-fried with a spicy burst ......"   Li Yunsheng said as he took out the dishes from the food box one by one.   "Junior Brother's craftsmanship has always been good, Senior Brother I'm blessed with a taste today."   "I haven't tasted the dishes made by Junior Senior Brother yet, I'm blessed this time."   "How did you make so many dishes?"   Li Ran thought about things more than Zhang Antai and Li Changgeng, looking at the table full of food, he said with some puzzlement.   "Huh?"   Li Yunsheng was a bit surprised, "You don't even remember your own birthday, Second Senior Brother?"   At the words of Li Ran was stunned, then a face of indifference said, "How old am I, what birthday ah, don't get so grand ......"   "You say this is really child's play, the body of the parents, you do not care about their own bodies, but also have to remember the kindness of your parents! You do not want to pass even if!"   Yang Wanli snorted coldly then sat down.   "Have a birthday, how can you bring up your parents again, you have so much time on your hands you might as well just give me the money for us to go to the Immortal Mansion and have a good drink!"   Li Ran suddenly said something angry.   "Your words are indeed wrong, Second Senior Brother."   Took out a big bowl of noodles, "Master, he has been talking to me since yesterday, he doesn't know how to cook, so he gave me a hand, washed the vegetables and built a fire and worked all morning!"   Hearing this, Li Ran's face which was originally somewhat full of indignation was obviously somewhat moved.   "What do you mean, what nonsense, eat eat eat, he doesn't eat we eat, you guys just treat it as my birthday."   Yang Wanli skimmed his mouth and looked as usual, but Li Yunsheng could see that his hands were gently trembling.   "Ugh ...... old man you didn't say it earlier again!"   Li Ran again resumed his usual cynical face and said, "You work so hard to make food for me, if I say for my parents who threw me in the ravine, it is also too unworthy, it should be for me and us a few are brothers!"   Said he picked up a bowl of wine a drink and said: "This cup to you, I have no parents, old man you are my regenerative parents."   "Alas ......"   Seeing Li Ran's appearance, Yang Wanli sighed, and then smiled deviously, "Since you when I do parents, that next month's monthly money, together counted to me well, I save for you, in the future you get a daughter-in-law also use ah!"   "Old man you are also too unkind, in vain I just toasted you a big bowl of wine!"   In a few words, the somewhat uncomfortable atmosphere just now dissipated into thin air.   "Eldest, I toast to you, I hope you will always be this free and easy!"   Eldest Senior Brother smiled and raised his wine cup.   "Second Senior Brother, I wish you an early marriage to Senior Sister Chu Chu!"   Li Changgeng said with a simple smile.   "Senior brother Li Ran, I also toast you, I wish you, I wish you ...... success in your endeavors."   Li Yunsheng was a bit clumsy with his mouth.   Li Reng didn't care at all and rubbed Li Yunsheng's head vigorously before shouting, "Although it's cold and smelly here, I'm so happy today."   "Old man, come, I'll drink with you today!"   "Just you?"   Yang Wanli took a bite of Li Yunsheng's steamed fish, squinted his eyes with a face of enjoyment, then gave him a disdainful blank look and said, "Come, pour it for my Dao."   This wasn't sure how many times Li Yunsheng had watched Yang Wanli spar with a few disciples, but he felt happiest this time.   He even felt that if he could be like this all the time, what's wrong with this immortal not seeking?   Taking out a jug of wine and pouring a cup right away then drinking it all in one go, he said, "Letting you spend your birthday here, master is sorry for you"