Chapter 19 Spirit Pet

  Le Piao Piao didn't know that she was being watched, although there was also some suspicion that good things can't be seen in vain, she about to pay a little price, but still in the relief of the aftermath of the robbery.   What's more, the Emperor had rewarded their Imperial Village Acrobatic Troupe with a big reward, and those yellow and white things that were vulgar in the eyes of the cultivators were deeply comforting to her heart. However, to the little gray pigeon that caused trouble, she was still very relentless, like treating a puppy, using a hemp rope tied to the pigeon's neck, directly thrown into her house.   As the saying goes, those who labor to rule, those who labor to rule, Le Piao Piao, since she awoke on the execution ground on the tenth day of the waxing moon in the 26th year of Da Qin Chang De, it has only been a short month or so, and she has already become the backbone of the whole village and the only think tank. As a laborer, she certainly does not have to be responsible for the aftermath and finishing work, and the third master, No Signs, is even more thoughtful to make the hot kang all ready, so she sat cross-legged on the kang and stared at the chicken ...... er, pigeon.   "Skinny, but it should be okay to cook soup, right?" After half a day, she came to a conclusion.   That pigeon was originally softly crouching on the ground, looking like it was shriveling and enjoying itself, but at this time it seemed to understand Le Piao Piao's words, and all of a sudden jumped up. It couldn't fly high, and the end of the rope was tied to the table leg, so it glided for several steps, and finally crashed on the edge of the bed, falling hard.   Le Pei Pei looked at it with surprise and moved to the edge of the bed to look for her shoes.   The pigeon thought that Le Peopeo was going to come down to catch it and kill it directly, so anxious that it spat out human words, which scared Le Peopeo a lot.   "Don't kill me!" It screamed in a shrill voice, but because of its small size, its voice wasn't big, "I don't have any meat, even if I cook soup, I don't have any oil. But I can dance, I'll dance for you to cheer you up, okay?"   Well, this is a magical world. Le Piao Piao closed her open mouth. Since Luo Chengdong's spirit pet, Immortal Crane Xiaodan, could talk, and since Baili Bu's riding pet, Ghost Cart, was like a ferocious god, then a pigeon opening its mouth to talk didn't have to be too surprising.   "If you dance badly, humph, kill you and feed you to the dogs." Le Piu Piu unscrupulously threatened. In fact, where are the dogs in the village, the only ones who can breathe are people.   But that pigeon was obedient as hell, and immediately twisted at the words.   Ladies and gentlemen, can you imagine a chicken-shaped creature wiggling its ass and fluttering its waist, with its chicken neck poking out, and constantly flapping its two short chicken wings? It was indeed very joyful, laughing so hard that Le Pei Pei's bowels were about to break. But soon, she could see something interesting, this creature, whether it was a chicken or a pigeon, was quite devoted to dancing, its posture, though clumsy and ugly, had a special and mysterious rhythm, and had a vaguely appealing quality, which was fascinating to watch, and made one's mood go up with it.   In modern terms: is this hypnosis by dancing?   While pondering, the chicken-shaped creature danced more and more joyfully, the feathers covering its body flung off one by one, just like a person taking off his jacket after running hot.   Le Piao Piao was dumbfounded, she had seen a light pig running, but a light chicken jumping had never been. Frozen chicken supermarkets sell them, but it's impossible to suddenly jump up.   "I said, didn't intend to roast you, how did you even pull out your own hair?" Le Piao Piao asked.   "We're all like this when we're happy dancing." The chicken-shaped thing and danced and said.   "Still growing back?" She wondered.   The chicken-shaped thing didn't say anything, but twisted its waist a few times quickly, and the chicken feathers scattered all over the place returned to their original position like a movie rewind.   It was amazing!   Then, something special and incomprehensible to normal human intelligence, but very possible in the world of Immortal Cultivation, happened. As the chicken-shaped thing danced, a happy song broke out. It was the very same song that Le Piao Piao had heard on the night of New Year's Eve, when she had lost her five elements and entered the Void World for the first time.   Following the sound, a ball of earth-colored flesh rolled over, seemingly mesmerized by the dance. It sang mesmerizingly, circling around the chicken-shaped object, its song slowly merging into the beat of the dance. The two sang in unison, completely as if Le Piu Piu was transparent.   This is not bad. In the Imperial Village, she is now a first-class big shot. On the brain, the whole village tied together in a piece of goods is not as good as her level, on the force, although she does not have, but she has three like a wolf like a tiger master, but also a super calf protector. Such a great and honorable existence, can allow others to ignore?   Le Piao Piao was too late to put on her shoes, her snow-white cotton socks stepped directly on the green brick floor. With a bend, she picked up the palm-sized meatball that was singing and grinning.   The hand feeling was not as soft as imagined, because the epidermis of that meatball was covered with tiny scales, and there were two small horns on the forehead. It was not big in size, and those two horns were like two peanuts.   As soon as Le Peopeo plucked it, it itched so much that it jerked in Le Peopeo's hand, "Don't tease, don't tease! It's in the middle of singing."   Ho, it's quite familiar with itself. Who's teasing it? However, why did I run into another talking animal?   "Who are you?" Le Peopeo carried its small tail, which was also covered in scales, and lifted it upside down.   "I am ...... ah, how can you see me? Why did I show my shape in front of you little girl?" It suddenly exclaimed in horror, only realizing the obvious after so much time.   "Quickly tell me, who the hell are you? Why did you break into the people's house at night, this young lady's boudoir?" Le Piao Piao was fierce.   Unexpectedly, that meatball was even more ferocious, opening its mouth to bite Le Piao Piao's finger. Le Piao Piao reacted quickly, and hastily flung her hand, directly throwing the meatball out, accompanied by a line of golden light.   She didn't know when that golden light would appear, and now it was also very weak and thin, but it was enough to work on that meatball, instantly fixing it in place, as if it was petrified.   "Why why why why why why why?" The meatball incredulously kept on saying a hundred thousand reasons there.   Le Piao Piao of course didn't know either, but pretended to be inscrutable and yelled at the two abnormal creatures, in the same tone that the Three Masters Without a Trace often yelled at people, "Be fucking honest with me!"   Meatball and Skinny Chicken looked over at her on Sunday, a little bit in awe. Ha, it's true that people have to act a little horizontal to shake up the scene ah.   "Hurry up and announce yourselves, and why you're here, or ...... you'll be in for it!" She didn't know what to do with these two, so she could only make generalized threats.   However, she wouldn't hurt them either, as they seemed harmless.   "Old me is a Prisoner Bull!" The meatball opened its mouth, the golden light terrified it, but it still held on to its face, "Who broke into your house? It was clearly me who came here first, okay? Xia Village Chief's ancestors hadn't even occupied this piece of land yet, and I've been living here ever since. Don't look at me as a small man, but I've lived 500 years. By the way, you little girl has to call me grandpa. It's your three stupid masters who had to choose to build a house on top of my house, tell me, what the hell is first come first served?"   "We don't judge size by age, we judge by size and fist." Le Piao Piao waved her hand, threatening. Suddenly, she realized that she had the potential to be a villain, and she didn't even need to be trained.   Prisoner Cow ...... Prisoner Cow ...... name is quite familiar ah, where have I heard it before. Le Piao Piao tapped her chin and thought.   "No need to think, how can an ordinary human like you understand such a noble race as ours." Prisoner Bull contemptuously said, "Old me is a dragon race, a proper dragon son."   Ah. Le Piao Piao's mind was enlightened once and finally remembered. The dragon had nine sons, and the sons were different. One of them loved rhyming, so in the later generations, there were many zither heads carved with a prisoner cow.   Le Piao Piao ignored Prisoner Cow's arrogant and cocky continued bragging, instead, she cast her eyes to Chicken Shaped Thing, "I guess, you also have an extraordinary life?"   The chicken-shaped thing puffed out its chicken chest and said proudly, "I'm not a chicken, nor am I a pigeon, I'm a Chongming Bird, a member of the Phoenix clan of the Ancient Gods. Not exactly a phoenix, but a very close relative of the phoenix."   "You like to dance?" Le Piao Piao asked.   "All of us Heavy Bright Birds like to dance." The Heavy Bright Bird puffed out its chicken chest again.   Le Piu Piu was frustrated and thought that the heavens were very unfair.   People were reborn, traveled across, cultivated immortality, entered all the big sects, and were surrounded by handsome men and handsome uncles. What about her? She had entered such a village of poor people, surrounded by douchebags like clouds.   Other people have spiritual pets, are all different kinds of beasts, all powerful, at least also beautiful, unicorn Zhu Bird and so on. What about her? When she met a dragon, it was a singing cow, and when she met a phoenix, it was a dancing phoenix relative.   She's the one who's going to ask a hundred thousand questions.   Have the heart to accept them as spiritual pets, but want them in addition to a waste of food, what else can be used? Singing and dancing, do you want her to start a village singing and dancing troupe and be a folk artist.   Really! She had only made up her mind to cultivate immortality, and the method to balance the five elements had not yet been found, and there were two more two-bit spirit pets. Life, ah, it's all tears.   She lost interest and stopped asking more questions. On the contrary, it was the two themselves who rambled on and on about their own lives, making it look like a reminiscence conference.   Prisoner cattle do not know how they are dragons, how to roll down to the mortal world, but it is still a dragon egg when it felt the abundant spiritual qi of this place, so it buried itself in the ground to hatch. Glistening stone fooled the human senses, but not this ancient divine beast feeling. And the dragon grows extremely slowly, plus it innate deficiency, so five hundred years, although the IQ developed, but the appearance is still baby fat cum percent eighty-nine.   Heavy bright bird is also hatched by the egg, but I do not know which kills a thousand knife stole the egg shape of it, so it was born in the mortal world, but the chicken is not like a chicken, duck is not like a duck, and no meat, in order to not be able to lay an egg, and so was sold as a pigeon to the stupid Xia Ningsheng wind.   Finally, the two unanimously lamented: the tiger is bullied by the dog, the fallen phoenix is not as good as the chicken ah.   In the midst of their complaints, Le Piao Piao saw that the three masters had not yet returned, and simply took off her clothes and hairpin ring, and turned out the light to sleep. She felt very calm, concluded that the two will not do anything harmful to her, simply do not care.   And she just sleep, two "noble beast" together, to only their own only understand the beast language to discuss up. While discussing, they also glanced at Le Piu Piu's back with excitement.   The next morning, Le Piu Piu only opened her eyes, see them lying on her pillow next to, come up and say, "We give you as a spirit pet, okay?"