Chapter 0017 - Tampons on the Military Training Gr
Standing in military posture, kicking the front step, standing at attention at ease, turning left and right, sitting in a circle and singing, once again experiencing it again, Bian Xuedao found it more interesting than hard.
It was time to sing again.
From unity is strength, to target return, from our soldiers, to one, two, three, four song, from the opposite girl look over, to sister you boldly go forward, from the true heroes, to the Northeast are living thunderbolts, all kinds of teasing.
Then collectively shouted: the first battalion's come one! A battalion of come one!
Seeing that the opposite side does not pick up the trick, Bian Xuedao's third battalion began to play on their own. In addition to a few freshmen who like to show their own initiative to sing, the instructor several times to mobilize no one came out, well, then do the game.
Drumming and passing flowers.
The game started to be fun. The talents of the students who were caught in the game were simply all over the place. What poetry recitation, tai chi, magic, Xinjiang dance, space step, Ai Feng actually know ventriloquism, Bian Xuedao completely defeated.
Drumming to play to the next day when, Bian Xuedao was caught, because did not find Xu Shangxiu, a bit of fire to get a sore throat, Bian Xuedao asked the instructor to do push-ups can not? The instructor said less than 40 on a different program, Bian Xuedao did 50.
Drumming play to the third day, Li Yu was caught. This kid's song "I don't have money, I don't want to be ashamed" shocked 3 squads in the neighborhood. Usually talk to hear not too out, a voice, Bian Xuedao found Li Yu's voice is very much like Wu Qixian, breath enough, high pitch can go up, how to listen to is practiced. And Li Yu singing is not at all constrained, like on stage, there is a special infectious force.
Military training continues.
Bian Xuedao originally prepared three pairs of insoles, but the second day of military training, Li Yu and Yang Hao took two pairs. By the time he wanted to buy them again, the insoles near the school were already off the market.
He had no choice but to do something drastic.
Really lazy to go far away, Bian Xuedao in the school supermarket wandered half a day, caught no one nearby, and hurriedly took two packs of L'Occitane, put into the shopping basket, with a new towel to cover. Seeing the door in front of the cash register less people, followed the last in the queue to move forward.
The result is still surrounded by people at the door. Bian Xuedao smilingly paid, bagging, a twist of the head, saw an unexpected acquaintance.
Song Jia, Dong Xue's good friend, before the college entrance examination six people took turns to invite guests, Bian Xuedao really did not expect to see Song Jia here.
In his previous life, Bian Xuedao also took Dong Sen University, and the high school classmates who were admitted into Dong Sen University together had a few meals at the university, and Bian Xuedao remembered that there was no Song Jia.
"You also took the Dong Sen exam?" Bian Xuedao asked.
"Uh-huh."
"Which department?"
"International Trade."
Seeing that Bian Xuedao was stunned, Song Jia continued, "Originally, I wanted to enroll in an out-of-town one, but after the class teacher, Mr. Chen, looked at your volunteer, he said that this school and this department are not bad, so he suggested that I enroll in this one as well. In order to be on the safe side, I temporarily changed my volunteer."
The two walked together to the door of Bian Xuedao's apartment, and Bian Xuedao asked Song Jia, "Is there a girl surnamed Xu in your dormitory?"
Song Jia shook her head.
"Help me keep an eye out for a girl named Xu in our department this term."
"What's her name Xu?" Song Jia asked.
Bian Xuedao shook his head, "Just know the surname Xu."
Song Jia looked at Bian Xuedao and said, "It's only been a few days since the start of the school year, and you're doing it?"
Bian Xuedao smiled and didn't say anything.
Back to the dormitory, Yu Jin sharp eyes, saw Bian Xuedao carry back the bag of L'Occitane, shouted on the spot: "I grass."
Bian Xuedao did not care about him, methodically stuffed the Lubricant into the shoes, put on the shoes and stepped on, feel good.
Understand over a few people rushed over to grab the rest of the sanitary napkins, Bian Xuedao afraid of this group of people touched their own military quilt, immediately ducked into the bathroom, unlocked, allowing a few people outside to smash the door. Until Chen Jian proposed, Bian Xuedao if he does not come out will be demolished his military quilt. Bian Xuedao shouted from inside the bathroom, "These two packs are used up, replace them."
Closing the door to the room behind them, a few boys manhandled a piece of sanitary napkin and began to study it.
Chen Jian said, "How hard it is for female students to have such a fixed expense every month, enough to improve their meals twice in the fourth cafeteria."
Tong Chao flipped the sanitary napkin in his hand, "This thing is stuffed in the shoe, which side rushes on ah?"
Yu Jin looked at it for half a day, tore off the sticker on it, and said in a serious manner, "You said that sticking this thing to the buttocks, how uncomfortable it has to be ......"
Kong Weize had been on the phone in the balcony, came in and heard Yu Jin's words, smiled and said, "Big brother, who said this thing is glued to the buttocks? You quickly go find a girlfriend to learn it!"
Yu Jin rolled his eyes when he heard this, "If it doesn't stick to the butt, then where do you think it sticks?"
Bian Xuedao knew how to use this thing, but he didn't say, he was afraid that this bunch of wimpy kids would take off their pants and demonstrate live. Sitting on the bed and thinking back, it seems that he just went to college when he did not know how to use sanitary napkins.
Yu Jin's military shoes are a little big, his feet have been worn out 3 blood blisters, his shoes counted sanitary napkins in a total of three layers of padding. The next day of military training, walking all morning, to the afternoon, the right foot of the sanitary napkin from the back of the shoe to run out of a head. Just in time for the instructor to let a row of rows to kick the front step. Mixed in the square formation can still fool around, row by row walk, before and after someone to watch, so we are extra serious, Yu Jin is also very hard, vigorously stomping on the ground, stepping, shaking legs.
Yu Jin this row walked past, see the instructor for a long time did not shout "turn back", just found with them face to face with the front row of boys expression is very strange.
Finally, the instructor's command to "turn backward" came.
Like everyone else, Yu Jin saw a piece of white sanitary napkin lying in the middle of the training area which was clean just a moment ago.
Where did this come from? The instructor, who was about the same age as these freshmen, was completely lost.
There was even a red spot on the sanitary napkin, which looked as striking as a plum blossom embroidered on a white kerchief, and the whole squad was silent as they looked at this sanitary napkin.
The instructor wanted to go over and pick up the sanitary napkin and throw it away, but thought that it might have fallen out of one of the girls, and felt that it was a bit inappropriate. So with the usual tone of shouting orders shouted out a class of 2001 military training the most classic words: "Who fell out of the sanitary napkin, come out and pick it up."
Yu future neck immediately saw sweat. The next square happens to be the first row of girls kicking the front step, opposite is a group of burning eyes of the boys, was not very natural, and then happened to burst out this powerful words, the action immediately deformed.
Yu Jin, who was in a cold sweat, tried hard to control his facial expression. Never admit it, never admit it! He was a big boy, who would believe him if he said he was carrying a sanitary napkin on his body, even if he said he was using it as a shoe insert, in full view of the public? If he gets a reputation as a pervert, how can he find a girlfriend in the four years of college?
The matter finally ended with the instructor's hand. But in fact, in addition to the 717 dormitory, Yu Jin around a few boys know that his shoes fell out, just did not say. This incident directly led to Yu Jin's name being maliciously changed to Yu Towel, especially in front of the girls, everyone loves to call him "Brother Towel". Later on, Yu Jin proved with his actions that he was worthy of the name "Towel Brother".
From this day onwards, Bian Xuedao went to the opposite side of the 11A dormitory building, where a small number of senior sisters and a large number of freshmen girls lived, to stand for a while after dinner, and watched the girls carrying rice bowls, water bottles, and so on, in and out, searching for Xu Sangxiu's silhouette.
Immediately, rumors spread in the girls' dormitory building that a freshman boy waited infatuatingly for a girl in front of the dormitory every night.
Hearing this, the girls had mixed reactions.
"Really? It's only been a few days since school started? Too eager!"
"Really? What does he look like? Handsome?"
"It's waiting for a high school girlfriend!"
"He'll come back tomorrow, so remind me, I'll take a look from the window."
Bian Xuedao also realized that he was too eye-catching and flirty to stand in front of the girls' dormitory wearing all green. So he went back to his dormitory after dinner to change a set of clothes and go again.
Not a few days, 717 bed boys have heard that Bian Xuedao every day to go to the girls' dormitory building to guard the door of the thing, see day to day to ask him who he looks at, where the love at first sight, Bian Xuedao just do not say.
At night, some bold and cheerful girls will walk around a few steps from the side of the road in front of the walk, deliberately look at him a few eyes. As for the ones upstairs pointing at him through the window, that couldn't even be checked.
The boys in the 717 dormitory realized that recently Bian Xuedao was not talkative. Although most of the time Bian Xuedao was still smiling, his whole body was permeated with an air of being unapproachable.
Song Jia sent back the information that she almost asked all the dormitories on the first floor and only found two surnamed Xu, but when Bian Xuedao asked about height and other details, he immediately judged that it was not Xu Sangxiu.
Near the end of the military training, through a variety of relationships, Bian Xuedao saw the list of the new students of this session of the Department of International Trade, counting the preparatory class, the seven international trade classes do not have Xu Sangxiu this person.
Like a traveler in the desert chasing an oasis walking for a long time, to the front but found that what he saw was just his own woven illusion. Bian Xuedao asked over and over again in the bottom of his heart: why? Why is it like this? Why is it different from the previous life?
After thinking for several nights, Bian Xuedao thought of a possibility.
Neither he nor Song Jia was in this major in his previous life, but now they are both here. Each major has a certain number of enrollment quotas in each province, and if Xu Sangxiu's score happens to be on the admissions score line, then it is very likely that he or Song Jia will be squeezed out of the quota.
On September 29th, all the freshmen marched and marched, and the destination was the Tiger Regiment by the exit of the city.
After arriving at the place, touring the barracks and housekeeping, and seeing the soldiers' activity room, the lead teacher informed everyone to gather and go across the street to the shooting range to shoot at targets.
The students immediately split into two camps, half excited and half apprehensive.
Target shooting? Bian Xuedao remembers that there was no such program in his previous life. But it doesn't matter anymore, it's still good to touch a gun, but I don't know how many bullets a person has.
Seeing his battalion's instructor in front, Kong Weize asked loudly, "Instructor, how many rounds per person?"
Li Yu followed and added, "Send bulletproof vests not ah?"
The entire room fell silent.