Chapter 19 - Penguins

　　Zira is smart, but at the same time he is also a very lazy person, both before and after he became a human. In fact, if it were not for the fact that he was tasked with saving the world, which is an old-fashioned thing to do, he would rather stay in the "hospital" forever, smoking, reading the newspaper, and occasionally doing the same thing. He would have preferred to stay in the "hospital" forever, smoke, read the newspaper, and occasionally dragged old Joey to the "tavern" to drink a few cups, and chat with the bartender about the "next stage of evolution of the universe" and such trivial matters. "The next stage of the evolution of the universe" and such trivial matters ...... 　　Although he liked that kind of cozy rhythm of life, but very helpless, each thing has its own responsibility, for example, the sun has to shine, the earth has to rotate, the farmer has to plant the land, the doctor has to see the patient, the old Joey has to feed the "pig", the bartender has to tell stories to the newcomers in their own tavern, and Ziliang himself! The bartender had to tell stories to the newcomers in his saloon, and Tzara himself had to travel through time and space looking for the scattered "pieces of sin. 　　Well, some people will understand this, some won't, but it doesn't matter, all we need to know is that Zira is just an ordinary man who was locked up in Arkham Asylum and became a mythological figure the morning after he was admitted, and that's all that matters. 　　...... 　　...... 　　Once in a certain realm, there was a saying that circulated "Actually, gods are also human beings, it's just that gods do things that human beings can't do, so they become gods." At this moment, Zi Liang has undoubtedly accomplished something that no one can do ...... because after staying in the "infirmary" for a night, he came out with a pack of Prof. Yang's cigarettes in his hand ...... 　　Yes ...... although just a pack of cigarettes, does not sound like something earth-shattering, but to the ears of the inmates, it is almost the same as saying: "This kid went to hell, climbed out clutching a pair of Satan's underpants in his hand." 　　This news is too powerful, too incredible, too deranged, so not only prisoners, even in the circle of prison guards have begun to talk about this new inmate, and that night he was alone with Professor Yang has been rumored into all kinds of versions, which are even mixed with some pink hunting bridge ...... 　　But back, these years, Gotham City criminals professionalism is really getting worse and worse, if this is 10 years ago in Gotham, can be in front of Professor Yang while being tortured while chatting and drinking tea and melon seeds of the people simply a catch a large number of people, and then take a step back to say, on the torture means of Professor Yang, a few years ago, I guess even in Arkham Asylum foothold have no chance, and now look at the look of his murderous reputation, can only mean that he caught up with the good times! The only thing that can be said is that he has caught up with the good times. 　　Anyway, no matter what, almost everyone recognized Zi Liang overnight. 　　But along with the popularity came trouble. 　　The biggest of them all was Mr. Cobblepot. 　　...... 　　...... 　　Mr. Cobblepot was a businessman and, at the same time, a criminal. 　　His full name was Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot. It's a bit of a mouthful, so when he wasn't in Arkham Asylum, most of Gotham's underground gangsters preferred to call him "The Penguin." ...... 　　Mr. Penguin was a little over 5'4" tall, weighed 80 kilograms, had almost no neck, and was a little bald. His deformed body made him look like a large walking kiwi, and his stunted left eye and protruding hawkish nose combined to naturally categorize him as a psychopathic freak! "When he was arrested, he was not even given a chance to explain himself, and he was put in Arkham Asylum. 　　Therefore, the habit of "judging people by their appearance" is really bad, because Mr. Penguin is not a psychopath at all, not only that, he is also a typical "high intelligence criminal", he pays attention to his manners, clothing, interests and elegance, and is very gentlemanly. He is a gentleman and likes to quote Shakespeare when he speaks. ...... He is even a bit of a clean freak. 　　He has a childhood full of bullying and ridicule, the strange death of his father, hysterical mother, the increasingly declining family, starting from scratch, suffering, and eventually became one of the four major gangsters in Gotham City, the head of the figure, in short, he is a from the bottom of their own perseverance step by step to climb up the struggling model, in addition to chewing live fish, he is almost the most normal brain in the Arkham Asylum, but also the most intelligent that He was almost the most sane and intelligent person in Arkham Asylum. 　　So after entering the Arkham Asylum, he quickly utilized his normal thinking, intelligence, emotional intelligence, and negotiation tactics to become the "boss" of the asylum. 　　So why, one wonders, did he become the boss of a bunch of crazy people when he was a normal person? 　　Well, you see, that's where your narrow-mindedness comes in, because it wasn't the inmates he was dealing with, it was the warden, Quincy Sharp. 　　Arkham Asylum is a magical place, although the inmates here are all closely guarded and fighting, causing trouble, ganging up, and so on are completely forbidden, and there is also an amiable figure like Professor Yang personally sitting in on the situation, but this place is just magical every now and then there is some kind of chaos. 　　For example, Zi Liang poked someone in the throat with a spoon and poked the person into shock ...... This kind of thing is really considered quite normal. 　　Can you imagine a person in the middle of the night with a fingernail buckle water pipe rust on it, he buckled the rust and butt wipe paper rubbed together, with spit kneaded into a ball, and so on the release of the wind out of the freezing, at that time it was winter, not out of 10 minutes on the freezing as hard as steel bullets, the man used this handful of waste paper balls as a concealed weapon, raw flung dead two guards and a prisoner, at that time, the prison side of the prison forced to have to calculate the amount of every Inmates ass wiping paper dosage ...... right, that is, in the paper basket to turn out those used paper, make sure that every piece of paper on it is stained with shit, and then compared with the total number of hand towels, and after that the unified recycling ...... Legend has it that during that period of time the resignation rate of prison guards was triple the rate of the previous years. 　　There are even more deranged ...... Can you imagine saving your own money and raising cockroaches in prison? That person is a brain broken entomologist, that cockroaches raised, one is like a slipper so big, flooding up is like a demonic creature invasion, resulting in the prison side had to start a wide range of cleanup, and during this period, the inmate managed to use the insecticide to poison 12 prison guards, and then succeeded in escaping from the prison. 　　Anyway, Arkham Asylum is always full of things you'd never expect, and the guards can't really keep an eye on you 24 hours a day, so the prison authorities are in great need of someone who has enough convening power to keep them in check from within the inmates, and naturally, that person is our Mr. Penguin.